Tuesday 11 June 2013

Slow & very inefficient

On Thursday 6th June we left Tashkent, Uzbekistan & arrived at the border crossing into Kazakhstan at 7.45am to discover the border was closed to vehicles.  On we drove back past Tashkent for another 2 hours to find another border crossing.  This was accepting vehicles.  We began this process at 10am.

Like all the other border crossings so far, the locals just push right on into our queue.  At this place they were pushing each other to which a pregnant woman nearly fell over, a man was shoving women, women were shoving each other, border guards began shouting & shoving.  Luckily for us our Kazakhstan guide crossed into Uzbekistan to join us & managed to get the guards to open another door which we all politely queued at to the disgust of the locals who were still shouting & shoving each other.

Anyway, we get through as foot passengers into Kazakhstan in 2hours 30minutes which seems to be the going rate of our border crossings.  However, we end up having to wait for the truck to pass through.  No other coaches, trucks or cars seem to be moving.  In fact, the vehicle gates are not even open much of the time.  There are lorries lined up at the side of the little rural village waiting.

We find a bit of shade in the 2 cafes, 1 market stall & a waiting coach-the driver let me sit on & sleep.  I passed more time out the 40 degree heat in the café (which was like a rural farmer’s house utility room).  Border guards came in & out for food.  I ate more Plov & black tea=my staple diet in the Stans so far.

The café toilet was at the end of the rubbish strew paddock.  One of the best squat bog holes so far!  Made of mud bricks, mortar made of cattle/horse crap, hole in the ground nearly full, no door – but thank god because you would not want to shut it due to all the fly’s & stench.  Still, at least there was a bucket rigged up above a sink with actual hand wash in the paddock on the way back to the café.

The above description is a classic of squat bogs I have endured since arriving in Turkey/flew from Birmingham!  Getting use to them now.  Before I started this adventure, my plan was to take a photo of all the bogs I use – but they are just so bad I could not hang around to get the camera out.  The most memorable so far, along with that described above was a ceramic squat on the military highway monument, Georgia.  We don’t think it had been cleaned since 2010!  No one used it-we all squatted around the back of the shed.  The other was a tin shed cooking in the 40 degree sun at the back of a petrol station somewhere.  I can’t remember where, there have just been so many.  I constantly have loo roll in my pocket, because that does not exist in public loos at all.

A brand new squat bog still being built.  I think I christened it whilst the builder took a lunch break-he did turn his back so I had a bit of privacy.
 
Some essential advice for future Odyssey travellers:  Loos very rarely have a sink that works.  Most of the time it’s more pleasant to squat behind a bush anyway.  So, you can’t always wash your hands.  However, the Odyssey truck has a water spray containing bleach which works well.  EVERY time before you eat make sure you wash your hands.  The Odyssey truck has a hand wash bowl for every lunch & dinner we make – set up just before you pick up your plate to be fed.  My advice is to carry anti-bacterial hand wipes & even anti-bacterial liquid soap in your day bag to use at restaurants.  Wet wipes & liquid soap have been on sale in most shops & bazaars we have seen.

Anyway, back to today’s border crossing.  We had to hang around this village until 8.15pm for the truck!  This is a record so far to cross a border.  A grand total of 11 hours! (I have taken into account the fact that during the crossing we lost an hour because the clocks went forward an hour from Uzbekistan into Kazakhstan).

We then bush camped 1hours drive into Kazakhstan.

Our 2nd day in Kazakhstan was a 12 hour drive to a bush camp just outside Aksu-Dzhabagly (aka Aksu-Jabuglija) nature reserve.
Lada.  The most common car since Georgia.  This 1 must have been owned by a boy racer

4 O'clock is beer O'clock on the truck

 

Our 3rd day was a drive into the reserve & then a 3 hour canyon hike with a ranger, whilst a lucky 8 of the group (only 8 horses available to the annoyance of some), horse trekked through the reserve to the bush camp we set up.  Great views.




 
Our 4th day was a 9 hour drive to a bush camp near the Kyrgyzstan border just outside a town called Merke.  It was so hot.  Another 40 degree day in the non air-con truck.  The bush camp had a welcome stream & lovely views.



 



 
Like Azerbaijan, we did not have enough time in Kazakhstan.  Pernille has the verdict on value for money because she spent about $400 & lots of stress trying to get this visa.

I am sat writing this post on the Kyrgyzstan border waiting for the truck to come through.  I realize waiting at these border crossings have their uses as it gives me the chance to catch up with this blog typing.  However, as we are off to a hotel tonight, some of the group are fed up waiting & seriously contemplating getting a taxi to the hotel about 100Km away so they don’t waste another day sat on a border.  Instead, enjoy the hotel luxury of a shower.

Photos of Kyrgyzstan look lovely in the Lonely Planet Guide stating 90% of the country is mountainous.  We are here for about 13 days.  We are all wishing that we spend more than 1 night in 1 place so we can properly chill out & not rush around just seeing the place but actually do adventurous activities.  In Uzbekistan we spent 2 nights in 4 of the hotels & 3 nights in 1 hotel which was a welcome change.  Before that, for the past 2 months, all places were 1 night except a few 2 night stints in Ashgabat, Yerevan, Tbilisi, Telavi bush camp, Kazbegi bush camp, Mestia, Goreme campsite, Pamukkale, Kusadasi, Eceabat & Istanbul.

Centre of the Silk Road

At 10.30am on 28th May we arrive at the border crossing into Uzbekistan.  By 1.15pm we are part way through & get out of Turkmenistan into No Man’s Land.  We drive across this barbed wired area covered by watch towers.  Coming back the other way are the European couple in their Range Rover Evoque who were ahead of us.  It seems they had not been let into Uzbekistan!

At the other end of no man’s land there are still Turkmenistan soldiers.  One boards our truck to check our passports.  He is not happy as Julies exit stamp has smudged.  Back we are sent across No Man’s Land!!!

We then have to wait until 2pm for it to be re-stamped as the border guards are now on lunch!  We start to get out our lunch tables in No Man’s Land whilst waiting – but get told we can’t.  However, that speeds up the process & soldiers take away Julie to stamp her passport before 2pm.  We drive again across No Man’s Land for a 3rd time & are held up at the Uzbek side as they also seem to be on lunch.  However, we are allowed to have lunch on this side.  So, we have lunch in No Man’s Land.  We finally get into Uzbek at 4.45pm.  This is a record border crossing so far of 6h 15m.

We drive to a town called Khiva.  Along the way I notice cafes don’t have tables & chairs but wide square hard beds with a shallow table in the middle where people sit with their footwear off.  This becomes the norm throughout Uzbekistan.
 


 

I have $ changed into the local Uzbek Sum.  The highest value note is 1000 which is 26p.  No joke, people walk around with carrier bags of cash.  I changed $50 which gave me one hundred & twenty two notes.
 

A group meal of Plov follows, which becomes the staple diet for much of the group throughout Uzbekistan.  This is rice & mutton.

Khiva was a historic walled town.  The entire town was a museum containing minarets & madrassas.  I really felt I’d arrived on the Silk Road Route.  We had a guided walking tour (which we also did in the next two Uzbek towns).  There was a festival going on in the town where we saw goat & cock fighting (nothing too nasty, it was just a sample).


Anna in our hotel next to a cotton plant-Uzbek produces this that's why there is not Aral Sea

Our hotel

Now I am allowed to take photos of the town!






 

Thur 30th May was a 9 hour drive through desert in 40 degree heat.  Our truck has no air-con or even curtains at the windows.  The journey was awful for me as I had sickness & diarrhoea.  I’m so glad for Imodium.  We arrived at the centre of the Silk Road, a town called Bukhara.  I bought a silk scarf from a silk weaver.

Comrade Day

The offending kebab which I think made me ill
 
 
Sat 1st June 5h drive to a town called Samarkand.  I had yet another bout of sickness & diarrhoea.  According to Lonely Planet Samarkand has the world’s oldest Madrassas as they have not been destroyed by Genghis Khan in the 1100/1200 or destroyed by earthquakes.



I was so glad that throughout Uzbekistan we had to stay in hotels as camping was not allowed.  They were all very nice hotels.  However, the tourism here all feels very controlled.  You have to have a guide from an approved tourist agency (just like Turkmenistan & many of the other countries we will be visiting).  Maps are printed showing all the sites, but many non tourist buildings are missing.  Still, it was a nice change to be based in hotels & towns for this week in our 6 month journey.

Tue 4th June 4h drive to the capital Tashkent.  Another former Soviet city I did not find the centre of.  Lots more posh empty buildings & many fountains.  Also, more bazaars.  Our Lonely Planet Guide was a 2007 edition.  Lots of things mentioned seemed to no longer exist.  This was the same in Turkmenistan.


More Plov


Yet more Plov.  Too much & you'll look like this bloke
 
Taskkent had an underground train network that had grand stations, but I could take no photos as they were not allowed.  The police on EVERY entrance, stairs & platforms would put a stop to that.  Uzbekistan was another police state – just like Turkmenistan.  These former Soviets are paranoid.  There are so many rules & regulations.  Everything is right or wrong, there is no in-between.

Our final afternoon in Uzbekistan was spent at the Tashkent Aqua Park.  It had been boiling all week, yet when we got out the changing room there was a storm.  Glad the water in the wave pool was warm – even though the wave machine did not work.  At least the 6 slides were working.

Sunday 2 June 2013

The weirdest place so far

On seeing the Turkmenistan coastline from the Caspian Sea it was very desert looking.  I felt well & truly in Asia.  A proper desert with Camels instead of cattle wandering about the road side.  It’s mostly desert & seems to contain only 1 ‘surfaced’ road heading east.  This road was no improvement from any travelled on so far – in fact it was worse.
 



 


The weather was boiling.

Bush camps in the desert were good.

We had to register as aliens in the nearest town on entry.

On driving to the capital Ashgabat we went swimming in a cave containing hot water.  However, there also turned out to be bats in the cave along with bat poo & cockroaches.  Another ‘experience’ along with the manta “And we paid for this”.

 

The weirdest was yet to come.  Ashgabat.  The roads across the country are hardly surfaced.  The capital has marble road markings!  All buildings are white marble.  It looks grand like Dubai – but the place seems empty.  No internet.  Police & army everywhere.  Many gold statues of the 1st president who called himself Turkmenbashi.  Many of the group got told off by police for walking in the wrong place & crossing the road in the wrong place.  There were no cash machines.  Still, no places to spend money.  We only found 2 restaurants & 2 coffee shops.  It felt like we had been placed in the City Of London on a Sunday & were yet to discover The West End & Soho – but it did not exist.  The whole capital was just a façade.  The only other people in the hotel were the cleaners & reception.  No restaurant or bar – just a small corner shop type place by the entrance.

 We had a mini bus tour of the city on Sat 25th May.  Only took half a day as it was just a monument tour – that’s all it could be.  Even the cable car was weird as it was miles out the city.  There was CCTV everywhere.  There was a floodlit concrete path along the mountain side 25KM long called The Walk of Health that our guide called The Walk of Death in the 38 degree heat that day & it was not yet summer!  Still, I managed to do some hand washing that dried on the balcony (which I was not supposed to do-against the rules).





 

Morning of Sun 26th we went to Tolkuchka Bazaar ‘Asia’s largest market’ which was like a large UK market that also sold livestock including camels.

We got to bush camp early as the truck needed a good clean.  There were lots of jobs.  We all picked out a piece of paper from a frying pan containing a job.  I got the fridge.  The spilt can of beer etc on the rubber mat at the bottom was lovely!


 

That evening we went to hell!  The weirdest thing of all in this weird empty country.  A gas crater in the desert.  It’s actually called The Darvaza Gas Crater.  The crazy Soviets went digging for oil in the 1950’s & for some reason set the exploration on fire – it’s still burning!



To sum up Turkmenistan:
Many camels
Restricted movement
Red tape everywhere